Sunday, February 27, 2005



Title(s) AKA: The Thiefmaker; Can't Live Without Robbery; Can't Live Without Crime; Steal It If You Can [onscreen English title]
Film Director(s): Lim Gyung-Su
Released: 2003 [Korea]
Genre: Comedy
Sub-Genre: Crime

Plot:
A rich computer programmer and hi-tech thief with too much free time breaks into a nearby rural mansion every night, not stealing anything, just rearranging things and messing about. The mansion's owner is infuriated and vows to catch the cheeky sneaky.

Cast: Park Sang-Myeon, So Ji-Sup (So Ji-Seop), Song Sun-Mi. . .

IMO:
a neither here nor there storyline...

Rating:
2 1/2 out of 5 snoopys


Title(s) AKA: House of Flying Daggers
Film Director(s): Zhang Yimou
Action Director(s): Tony Ching Siu-Tung
Released: 2004 [China]
Genre: Martial Arts
Sub-Genre: Action/Adventure

Overview:
Towards the end of the Tang dynasty, the Emperor's rule is waning and corruption is rife, and many groups are formed in society to challenge the authorities. Out of all the groups, the most powerful is The House Of Flying Daggers. The government decides to send Feng Tian County's top captains Leo (Andy Lau) and Jin (Takeshi Kaneshiro) to capture the new leader within 10 days.

Leo suspects that Mei (Zhang Ziyi), the beautiful new dancer at the Peony Pavilion, is the daughter of the old leader, and Leo decides to send Jin disguised as a warrior called Wind to rescue Mei, and to ensnare her trust so she'll lead them to the secret headquarters of The House Of Flying Daggers. But as Jin and Mei spend more time together, they begin to develop feelings and desire for each other. However danger is lurking from all corners, and can Jin and Mei really love each other when there are secrets being hidden from both sides?


Cast:
Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau Tak-Wah, Zhang Ziyi. . .

IMO:
ZHANG ZI YI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rating:
4 out of 5 snoopys


Title(s) AKA: The Twins Effect 2
Film Director(s): Corey Yuen Kwai, Patrick Leung Pak-Kin
Film Producer(s): Albert Lee, Zhao Jianhguo
Action Director(s): Patrick Leung Pak-Kin
Released: 2004 [Hong Kong]
Genre: Science Fiction
Sub-Genre: Horror

Overview:
Pop duo Twins are back slaying in the grandest and most successful production of legendary epic genre this year! With impressive box office results under its belt (the highest 2004 summer box office hit), "Twins Effect 2" has a thrilling mix of teen idols, plot twists, beautiful scenery, cinematical choreography--and the debut of international martial star Jackie Chan's son, Jaycee Fong--to keep its audience hyper.

Cast:
Gillian Chung (Yan Tung), Charlene Choi, Jaycee Fang Cho-Ming (Jaycee Chan), Daniel Wu Yin-Cho, Donnie Yen Ji-Dan, Wilson Chen Bo-Lin, Edison Chen, Tony Leung Ka-Fai, Qu Ying, Jackie Chan, Fan Bing Bing, Steven Cheung, Kenny Kwan, Jim Chim Sui-Man. . .

IMO:
can see why ppl prefer charlene over gillian even though gillian prettier... charlene bubbly character in almost all her shows while gillian ends up being the cool girl...

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys


Title: Enter The Phoenix
Film Director(s): Stephen Fung Tak-Lun
Film Producer(s): Willie Chan (Chi Keung), Solon So Chi-Hung
Action Director(s): Ma Yuk Sing
Released: 2004 [Hong Kong]
Genre: Drama
Sub-Genre: Crime

Overview:
Georgie Hung (Daniel Wu) is handsome, stylish, and charming, but he hides a secret that his old fashioned father, Hung (who is a triad leader), can never forgive: he has been sent to Thailand since he was a child and never returned. After Hung's death, his right-hand Cheung intends to bring back Georgie to take over. However, Cheung finds Sam (Eason Chen), Georgie's flat-mate, whom he mistakes for Georgie. Because of this mistaken identity, Sam becomes a triad leader and Georgie becomes his right-hand. On their return, their rival, Chow (Stephen Fung), learns Georgie's secret and reveals it to the rest of the triad, hoping to become Godfather himself...

Cast:
Daniel Wu Yin-Cho, Karen Mok Man-Wai, Chapman To Man-Chat, Law Kar-Ying, Stephen Fung Tak-Lun, Michael Chan (Wai Man), Yuen Biao, Hayama Go (Hiro), Nicholas Tse (Ting Fung), Sam Lee Chan-Sam, Glen Chin, Maggie Lau, Joey Wong, Eason Chan, Jackie Chan. . .

IMO:
daniel really does have the looks of a typical gay guy eh...

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys

Sunday, February 20, 2005



Title(s): Onmyoji 2; Yin Yang Master 2
Film Director(s): Yojiro Takita
Released: 2004 [Japan]
Genre: Swordplay/Sword(s)
Sub-Genre: Fantasy

Overview:

Open the door to more traditional Japanese supernatural happenings in "Onmyoji 2" !

Yojiro Takita offers you his powerful sequel to his 2001 silver screen blockbuster Onmyoji! The talented director has once more assembled a quality cast including Nomura Mansai, Imai Eriko & Ito Hideaki to present you the bizarre world based on Baku Yunemakura 's best-selling novel that has also been turned into a popular comic and TV series! Join the sizzling action as more sorcerery & mysticism unfolds on your video screen that will keep you hooked at all times!


Cast:
Yuko Kotegawa, Mansai Nomura, Kyoko Fukada, Kiichi Nakai, Hiromitsu Suzuki, Hideaki Ito, Hayato Ichihara, Eriko Imai. . .

IMO:
interesting show about magic

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys


Title: Face
Film Director(s): Yu Sang-Gon (Yoo Sang-Gon)
Film Producer(s): Chung Tae-Won
Released: 2004 [Korea]
Genre: Horror
Sub-Genre: Thriller

Overview:
The dead wants the world to know who they were. Its body melted down, a skull is found by the river. It's the fourth skull. There are no other ways to identify the victim but face reconstruction. However, Hyun-min (SHIN Hyun-jun), a face reconstruction specialist at National Institute of Scientific Investigation, decides the leave the Institute. To him, saving his daughter who gets sicker by the day is more important. One day, a researcher named Sun-young (SONG Yoon-ah) shows up at his doorstep with the forth skull. However, Hyun-min refuses to take the job.
Against Hyun-min's refusal to take the job, Sun-young disappears leaving the skull behind in his house. Oddly enough, with the skull's arrival, Hyun-min begins to suffer from nightmares and illusions. In the meantime, the police find out that all the victims had a unique body composition called Beta-allergy, and the murders were associated with heart transplants. Hyun-min realizes that his daughter's transplanted heart comes from one of the victims and begins to work on the fourth skull. With Sun-young's help, he finally reconstructs the skull. However, as the victim's identity is known, he falls into a deeper world of nightmares and illusions.

There is another dead body...


Cast: Shin Hyun-Jun, Song Yoon-Ah, Kim Seung-Wook, Ahn Suk-Hwan. . .


IMO:
a better horror movie than that unborn but forgotten... few gd scares, reach climax liao i also dunoo

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys


Title(s) AKA: Unborn But Forgotten; Something New
Film Director(s): Im Chang-Jae
Film Producer(s): Jang Dong-Chan, Goo Seung-Cheol
Released: 2002 [Korea]
Genre: Horror
Sub-Genre: Thriller

Overview:
Television producer HAN Soo-Jin (LEE Eun-Joo) is covering Detective CHOI (JEONG Joon-Ho), the main detective on a serial murder case whose victims are all women, with special interest.

A nightclub filled with partygoers, Detective CHOI makes his way through the fray following a suspect and Producer HAN follows with her camera. Suddenly a woman on the dance floor falls to the ground and Producer HAN instinctively focuses in with her camera. She can't believe what she sees happen through the viewfinder, but in that time the woman quickly dies.

What she saw in that instant is "something" going inside the woman's body, after which the body swelled up.

Detective CHOI and Producer HAN are drawn deeper into the case by this mysterious something, And come to discover that all the victims had gone into a website called the "White Room"..


Cast:
Lee Eun-Ju, Jenog Joon-Ho, Kye Seong-Yong, Myung Ji-Yeon, Kim Hyeon-Sook. . .

IMO:
rather poor film, i watch becos got lee eun ju only

Rating:
2 out of 5 snoopys

Sunday, February 13, 2005



Title(s) AKA: Wet Dreams; Blossom Period
Film Director(s): Jeong Cho-Sin
Released: 2003 [Korea]
Genre: Comedy
Sub-Genre: Romance

Plot:
A female teacher's assistant tries desperately to woo her mentor, as all the students in the all-male class desperately fantasize about the TA. A large-scale love triangle.

Cast: Lee Beon-Su, Kim Seon-Ah, No Hyeong-Wuk. . .

IMO:
nothing to say...

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys


Title(s) AKA: Deadly Outlaw Rekka; Violent Fire
Film Director(s): Takashi Miike
Film Producer(s): Tsuneo Seto
Released: 2002 [Japan]
Genre: Crime
Sub-Genre: Drama

Overview:
A yakuza-versus-yakuza apocalyptic crime saga spectacle from international cult director Takashi Miike ("Audition", "Ichi The Killer", "Visitor Q", "Fudoh").
Following the death of his boss, Kunisada embarks upon a journey of revenge against the rival gang who ordered the hit. However, Kunisada then uncovers the truth behind shady deals that exist within his very own clan. Pursued by two hit men Kunisada finds himself both the hunter and the hunted, as cross and double-cross lead to murder, mayhem, and a bazooka!


Cast:
Riki Takeuchi, Ryosuke Miki, Kenichi Endo, Mika Katsumura, Sonny Chiba, Yuya Uchida, Tetsuro Tamba, Miho Nomoto (Nomoto Miho), Rikiya Yasuoka. . .

IMO:
from one artistic director to one weirdo director... his movie endings always very weird weird one, but its all good fun to watch people being killed so easily and hero never dies...

Rating:
3 1/2 out of 5 snoopys


Title(s) AKA: Fire Works; Hanabi; Hana-Bi; Hana Bi
Film Director(s): Takeshi Kitano
Film Producer(s): Masayuki Mori, Yasushi Tsuge, Takio Yoshida
Released: 1997 [Japan]
Genre: Action/Adventure
Sub-Genre: Crime

Overview:
Takeshi plays Nishi, a former cop whose life has fallen to pieces. His only child died at a young age, his wife is currently dying from cancer, and his partner and friend has been shot and paralyzed because of him. He also has dealings with the Yakuza, raking up debts...In order to deal with his current situation, Nishi robs a bank, pays off his debts, and takes his wife on a trip into the countryside...


Cast:
Takeshi Kitano, Kayoko Kishimoto, Ren Osugi, Susumu Terajima, Tetsu Watanabe, Hakuryu, Yasuei Yakushiji, Taro Istumi, Kenichi Yajima, Makoto Ashikawa, Y?aike. . .

IMO:
his movies are art... always focus on sight n music, dialogues very little...

Rating:
4 out of 5 snoopys


Title(s): The Sweet Sex And Love
Film Director(s): Bong Man-Dae
Released: 2003 [Korea]
Genre: Erotica
Sub-Genre: Drama

Plot:
Two people meet and then they screw a lot. They keep screwing for awhile. Then they screw some more. Then they start to irritate each other, so they break up. Then one wants to get back together and get married, but the other's like "aw, heeeelll naw!"

Cast: Kim Seo-Hyeong (Kim Suh-Hyung), Kim Seong-Su (Kim Sung-Soo). . .

IMO:
i wonder which dickhead came up with the above plot lines... so funny... a gd show about relationship, how much u like a person... for sex or for love...

Rating:
2 1/2 out of 5 snoopys


Tokyo 10+01 (2003)
Director: Higuchinsky

Genre: Action

Plot Summary:
Tokyo 10 + 01 is a self-proclaimed knock-off of the Battle Royale motif, and explicitly alludes to this unabashed dependence in several instances. Eleven socially notorious "contestants" are captured so that they might participate in a Special Game, the winner of which will earn 3 billion yen. The Game is the idea of the Black Papillon, who, we are told, "is a big fan of Kinji Fukasaku" (director of Battle Royale). The game consists of surviving the trek from the warehouse in which they awake to the mansion of the Black Papillon. The trek, crawling with clowns wielding automatic machine guns ready to shoot the contestants dead, must be completed in 11 hours in order for anyone to win. Around the wrist of each contestant is a locked bracelet which will inject the bearer with poison should the eleven hours pass. These and other instructions are made available to the contenstants via a large videoscreen showing an overly cheerful "navi girl" which all the contestants recognize as another knock-off of Battle Royale.

Cast overview, first billed only:
Eddie .... Snake
Natsuki Satou .... Coco
Masanobu Ando .... Fake
Hitomasa Matsuzawa .... Prince
Kee .... Jingi
Miki Waterhouse .... Oolong
Aya Waterhouse .... Jasmine
Kenichi Honma .... Ace
Kei Getsu .... Tall
Yuuta Takayanagi .... Micro
Yuuta Sakamoto .... Big Mac
Eisuke Shinou .... Mr. K
Yoshiyuki Arashi .... The Baron
Makiko .... Video Girl
Yoshihisa Sato .... Crew A

IMO:
trying to act stylo, fail miserably...

Rating:
2 out of 5 snoopys

Thursday, February 10, 2005




Title: Electrical Girl
Film Director(s): Bowie Lau (Bo Yin)
Film Producer(s): Lee Siu-Kei
Released: 2001 [Hong Kong]
Genre: Erotica

Overview:
Jane is a strange woman who releases electricity when she is sexually excited. She falls for her boss, but he is impotent. When she meets a doctor, he is immediately attracted to her, and gives her much needed special treatment. When she experiences her first sexual climax with the doctor, she finds she has another ability. When making love, she can see the winning numbers of the Mark Six Lottery!

Cast: Sophie Ngan (Chin Man), Jimmy Wong (Shu Kei), Yuen King-Tan, Lam Suet, Teresa Mak (Ga Kei), Cheung Yee Tung, Grace Lam (Nga Si), Lee Siu-Kei, Hui Siu-Hung, Charlie Cho (Cha Lee), Samuel Leung (Cheuk Moon). . .

IMO:
this has to be the funniest cat3 ever... their situations make until very funny sia...

Rating:
2 1/2 out of 5 snoopys


Title: Super Model
Starring: Ronald Cheng, Karena Lam, Sam Lee, Sammy

Director: Vincent Kok
Studio: Mei Ah Entertainment
Rating: NR
Genre: Comedy

Synopsis:

Super model Mandom (Ronald Cheng) has received a death threat before the "King Model Pageant". He therefore asks the police for help, which has sent a righteous but model-hating policewoman Karena (Karena Lin) to protect him. Karena, who does not care her looks, always argues with the trend-leading Mandom. One day, a conflict between Mandom and his enemy Fantasy (Sammy Leung) makes Karena Mandom's partner in the "King Model Pageant".

Mandom and his friends successfully transform Karena into a beautiful model and at the same time, Karena is attracted by Mandom's spilling confidence and the two become lovers. The "King Model Pageant" finally begins, will Mandom be saved from danger and who will become the King of Model?

IMO:
a zoolander remake with the same storyline n plot, watch becos karena CHIO!

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys

Wednesday, February 09, 2005




Title: Kung Fu Hustle
Film Director(s): Stephen Chow Sing-Chi
Film Producer(s): Chui Po Chu, Jeff Lau
Action Director(s): Yuen Wo Ping
Released: 2004 [Hong Kong]
Genre: Comedy
Sub-Genre: Action/Adventure

Overview:
Set amid the chaos of pre-revolutionary China, small time thief, Sing, aspires to be one of the sophisticated and ruthless Axe Gang whose underworld activities overshadow the city. Stumbling across a crowded apartment complex, aptly known as "Pig Sty Alley", Sing attempts to extort money from one of the ordinary locals, but the neighbors are not what they appear.
Sing's comical attempts at intimidation inadvertently attract the Axe Gang into the fray, setting off a chain of events that brings the two disparate worlds face to face.

As the inhabitants of the Pig Sty fight for their lives, the ensuing clash of kung fu titans unearths some legendary martial arts masters. Sing, despite his futile attempts, lacks the soul of a killer and must face his own mortality in order to discover the true nature of a kung fu master.


Cast:
Stephen Chow Sing-Chi, Yuen Wah, Yuen Qiu, Leung Siu Lung, Huang Sheng Yi, Chan Kwok Kwan, Lam Tze Chung, Dong Zhi Hua, Chiu Chi Ling, Xing Yu, Feng Xiao Gang. . .

IMO: i love stephen chow shows, nuff said... :D

Rating:
4 out of 5 snoopys



Title: Day A Pig Fell Into A Well, The
Starring: Lee Eung-Gyeong, Kim Yui-Seong, Park Jin-Seong

Director: Hong Sang-Su
Studio: Marvel Entertainment
Rating: 18 Up
Genre: Drama


Synopsis:

A novelist Hyo-Seob doesn't publish a decent book yet. As he confirms only dust covers his manuscripts in his friend's publishing company, Hyo-Seob keenly disputes with a critic at a gathering table that night. Then he gets to be behind the bars. Suffering from sense of inferiority and persecution due to being considered as third grade writer, Hyo-Seob falls in passionate love with Bo-Kyeong, a married woman. Her husband Dong-Wu, a mysophobia , often goes to Jin Ju on business and he can't trust on Bo-Kyeong. By the way Min-Jae, a ticket sell of a theater who dreams to be the novelist Hye-Seob's wife with fair vanity and illusion, feels happy while she helps him to revise manuscripts but he is indulged in love affair with Bo-Kyeong without thinking of Min-Jae. Bo-Kyeong determines to escape with Hyo-Seob believing she can find herself that she abandoned only if she decides.


IMO:
cheemology title with cheemology story, dun understand what is going all at all in the show...

Rating:
2 1/2 out of 5 snoopys



Title: Paradise Villa
Film Director(s): Park Jong-Won
Released: 2002 [Korea]
Genre: Horror
Sub-Genre: Thriller

Overview:
While on a quest to find a lost, powerful weapon in the virtual reality world, online game fanatic "Sumusal" stumbles upon an actual apartment complex called Paradise Villa. Thinking that all the tenants in the Villa are his enemies, Sumusal begins to kill them off one by one. Now the Villa's remaining tenants must come up with a plan to stop his mindless killing.

Cast: Cho Han-Jun, Ha Yu-Mi, Lee Jin-Wu, Choi Jong-Won, Kim Hak-Cheol. . .

IMO:
a social problem with ppl addicted to gaming until they lost their humanity liao...

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys

Sunday, February 06, 2005



Title(s) AKA: Sex & Zen
Film Director(s): Michael Mak Tong-Kit
Film Producer(s): Stephen Siu Yeuk-Yuen
Action Director(s): Tony Leung Siu Hung
Released: 1991 [Hong Kong]
Genre: Erotica

Overview:
Michael Mak Dong-kit's Category III period sex fantasy was a major hit on its home turf and even garnered theatrical play in many Western specialty theatres. Based on an infamous 17th. century novel (previously adapted in 1988 as YU PUI TSUEN), it is the story of avaricious scholar Mei Yeung-sheng (Lawrence Ng Kai-wah), whose sexual appetites far outweigh even those of his seemingly insatiable wife, Chau-yin (Amy Yip Chi-mei). Dissatisfied with the size of his small organ, Mei undergoes a riotous operation that leaves him with the penis of a horse! Eager to put his new member to the test, Mei seduces the abused wife of local shop owner Wong Chut (played by Category III king Elvis Tsui Kam-kong). He then moves on to the beautiful, bisexual Shui Chu (Isabella Chow Wang), whose cousin/lover (Japanese porn star Rena Murakami) does not take kindly to the fact that Chu is hiding Mei from her. Meanwhile, a revenge-minded Wong has taken up with Mei's wife and the scholar's hedonistic ways eventually lead to his downfall.

A superior adult film, SEX AND ZEN is styled along the lines of the period fantasies being produced at the time and incorporates examples of humor that amuse through their sheer shock value (the horse organ transplant is only one example!). The story is pretty much non-existent, doing little more than setting up each sex scene, and the moralistic ending (which is probably true to the original work) doesn't exactly jibe with the filmmakers' campy approach to the material. The myriad couplings unfold amid lush, colorful surroundings, though much of the sex has elements of rape and/or S & M which, while tame by the standards of Asian pornography, may still offend some viewers. This is the only film to date in which local breast fetish queen Amy Yip exposes her nipples, something she reportedly did under triad coercion. Kung fu veterans Lo Lieh and Tien Feng co-star (the latter plays Chau-yin's stern father, who's nicknamed "Master Iron Doors," in reference to his intolerance of immorality), while the wonderful Carrie Ng Kar-lai is granted too little screentime as a devious brothel madam.


Cast: Lawrence Ng, Amy Yip, Kent Cheng (Jak Si), Shadow Ip, Isabella Chow, Lo Lieh, Carrie Ng, Tsui Kam-Kong, Yuen King-Tan, Rena Murakami. . .

Overview:
hong kong cat 3 movies are always so funny, their actions, reactions, their act-blur-blur, lol more likely comedy to me... amy yip breasts are natural or kena operation b4 one, from this show it seems like fake...

Rating:
2 out of 5 snoopys

i never know zhaowei so sweet until i saw warriors of heaven n earth

Saturday, February 05, 2005



Title: Warriors of Heaven And Earth
Film Director(s): Hoh Ping (He Ping)
Film Producer(s): Yan Yiyun, Wang Zhongjun
Released: 2003 [China]
Genre: Drama
Sub-Genre: War

Plot:
Set in the ferocious Gobi Desert, the story follows two protagonists, both first-class warriors and master swordsmen. After one of them leads a violent mutiny, refusing to kill female and child prisoners, the other is ordered to track down and kill him.

Overview:
In the tradition of Akira Kurosawa's "Seven Samurai", "Warriors Of Heaven And Earth" weaves a thread of battle, comradeship, and honor.
Set in the ferocious Gobi Desert, the story follows two protagonists, Lieutenant Li (Jiang Wen) and Japanese emissary Lai Xi (Nakai Kiichi) - both first-class warriors and master swordsmen. After decades of service to the Chinese Emperor, Lai Xi longs to return to Japan, but is instead sent to the West to chase wanted criminals. His only passport back to Japan is to capture and execute Lieutenant Li, a renegade soldier wanted for leading a violent mutiny when he refused orders to kill female and child prisoners.

Li and Lai Xi battle, but finally agree to delay their final personal fight until the caravan carrying Wen Zhu and a Buddhist monk is brought to safety. The monk, however, is carrying a sacred and powerful pagoda that attracts the attention of the region's ruthless overlord, Master An (Wang Xueqi). Lai Xi and Lt. Li, accompanied by Li's former posse of soldiers, who have forsaken their peaceful new lives to return to his side, must face the cruelty of the desert, the region's barbaric bandits and the brutality of the overlord's men before they can finally face one another.


Cast: Jiang Wen, Nakai Kiichi, Vicky Zhao Wei, Wang Xueqi. . .

IMO:
very crouching tiger hidden dragon feel yet different... nice nice show which not a lot ppl know...

Rating:
4 out of 5 snoopys


Title: Travail (2002)

Genre: Comedy

Credited cast:
Asaka Seto .... Asami
Shinya Tsukamoto .... Kazuya
Mikako Ichikawa .... Rina
Jun Murakami .... Hiroki

IMO:
few reviews written becos this movie sucks? duno, to me its a film dealing with social life, can watch la, and mikako duno who is actually cuter than asaka seto loh...

Rating:
3 out of 5 snoopys